*video game boss the size of a skyscraper*
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING"
*ten minutes later*
"that…was surprisingly easy."
*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword*
"ahhh this’ll probably be easy"
*ten hours later*
"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced."
mocking the cutscene right before a level where you keep dying because you’ve heard it so many times
FAVORITE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS 18 | 50 - “Neither suits me. I’m taking the middle road." "Do you mean the twilight road to nightfall?" "No. It’s the road to dawn.”—Riku to DiZ in Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.RIKU / KINGDOM HEARTS (SERIES)
Guess I’m a God
My favourite Final Fantasy character that they included in Kingdom Hearts is Sephiroth because he has no real purpose to be there. He just shows up, beats up a teenage boy and leaves
More like brutally murders a teenage boy multiple times, finally gets his ass handed to him, and then leaves. At least, that was my experience.
"The door is still shut. Now, step forward. Can you do it?"
my favourite thing about kingdom hearts is the fact that winnie the pooh and sephiroth from ff7 existed in the same universe like jsut remembering that there is a game that has both winnie the pooh and sephiroth in it is enough to get me through an entire day